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The one true pairing that I’m shipping  
Has not one quadrant, but caught between  
Kismesissitude and matespritship  
With a bit of moirallegence seen  

The two I fangirl over hard  
Are psychopathic lovers caged  
Within a notepad and a clock  
Who’ve human forms beautifully strange  

They speak in rhyme and dance in time  
They kill and fight all day and night  
They’re the OTP of the century  
And I’m in love with them, you see  

Tony and Paige are their names--  
And cruelty is their game--  
But they’re just too cute together--  
Can’t think of something better--  
To do with all this empty time  
Than spaz when I see art divine  
I’ll squee out loud; I’m Padlocked bad,  
And this ship ain’t wavin’ no white flag!  

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up  
For all the creativity  
And care put into their designs  
And mystic personalities  

They’re adorable; no, really!  
Even when they threat to slay  
The other, ‘cause it’s all in fun  
While puns and loving things they say  

They fill space with artistic grace  
They wreak havoc and run amok  
They’re the OTP of the century  
And I’m in love with them, you see  

Tony and Paige are their names--  
And cruelty is their game--  
But they’re just too cute together--  
Can’t think of something better--  
To do with all this empty time  
Than spaz when I see art divine  
I’ll squee out loud; I’m Padlocked bad,  
And this ship ain’t wavin’ no white flag!  
Guess who's officially obsessed with whaaaat~  <3  //SingSongVoice//  

I spent hours looking up pictures of them the other day.  I saved 92 pics in one sitting alone.  I just sat there.  Smiling.  Scrolling.  Letting out sharp, inhuman shrieks of happiness at random intervals.  Thinking, "Frick, I can't freaking stAND HOW ADORABLE THESE TWO ARE!!  <3333333"  
In short, I was on a Padlock high, and I just knew that I had write a poem about how much I love them.  Thus this was created in a short span of time.  
I really don't think I've ever been this invested in a fictional couple before...  .//u//.  

One random thing.  I'll be calling the Notepad by three names from now on:  Notepad, her canon name, Sketchpad, and her fanon name, Paige.  I'll probably call her Paige when there's Padlock involved, Sketchpad when she's being cruel, and Notepad just in general.  But that's liable to change at any given moment.  <3  Tony, however, remains Tony and always will.  

And also if you don't know any of the words at the beginning it's a Homestuck thing.  Look each of them up; they're very easy to understand.  There's also auspisticism, but that doesn't really fit Tony and Paige, I think.  

Anyways, I really hope that you like it!  :D  

No, I'm not at all sorry for all the DHMIS stuff I've been writing.  

Tony the Talking Clock and Sketchpad © Becky Sloane and Joseph Pelling  
Troll romance and the quadrants © Andrew Hussie  
© 2014 - 2024 HorriblyAskew
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Kirlia281X's avatar
*throws up* NOTP, NOTP, NOTP!!!