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The one true pairing that I’m shipping
Has not one quadrant, but caught between
Kismesissitude and matespritship
With a bit of moirallegence seen
The two I fangirl over hard
Are psychopathic lovers caged
Within a notepad and a clock
Who’ve human forms beautifully strange
They speak in rhyme and dance in time
They kill and fight all day and night
They’re the OTP of the century
And I’m in love with them, you see
Tony and Paige are their names--
And cruelty is their game--
But they’re just too cute together--
Can’t think of something better--
To do with all this empty time
Than spaz when I see art divine
I’ll squee out loud; I’m Padlocked bad,
And this ship ain’t wavin’ no white flag!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
For all the creativity
And care put into their designs
And mystic personalities
They’re adorable; no, really!
Even when they threat to slay
The other, ‘cause it’s all in fun
While puns and loving things they say
They fill space with artistic grace
They wreak havoc and run amok
They’re the OTP of the century
And I’m in love with them, you see
Tony and Paige are their names--
And cruelty is their game--
But they’re just too cute together--
Can’t think of something better--
To do with all this empty time
Than spaz when I see art divine
I’ll squee out loud; I’m Padlocked bad,
And this ship ain’t wavin’ no white flag!
Has not one quadrant, but caught between
Kismesissitude and matespritship
With a bit of moirallegence seen
The two I fangirl over hard
Are psychopathic lovers caged
Within a notepad and a clock
Who’ve human forms beautifully strange
They speak in rhyme and dance in time
They kill and fight all day and night
They’re the OTP of the century
And I’m in love with them, you see
Tony and Paige are their names--
And cruelty is their game--
But they’re just too cute together--
Can’t think of something better--
To do with all this empty time
Than spaz when I see art divine
I’ll squee out loud; I’m Padlocked bad,
And this ship ain’t wavin’ no white flag!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
For all the creativity
And care put into their designs
And mystic personalities
They’re adorable; no, really!
Even when they threat to slay
The other, ‘cause it’s all in fun
While puns and loving things they say
They fill space with artistic grace
They wreak havoc and run amok
They’re the OTP of the century
And I’m in love with them, you see
Tony and Paige are their names--
And cruelty is their game--
But they’re just too cute together--
Can’t think of something better--
To do with all this empty time
Than spaz when I see art divine
I’ll squee out loud; I’m Padlocked bad,
And this ship ain’t wavin’ no white flag!
Guess who's officially obsessed with whaaaat~ <3 //SingSongVoice//
I spent hours looking up pictures of them the other day. I saved 92 pics in one sitting alone. I just sat there. Smiling. Scrolling. Letting out sharp, inhuman shrieks of happiness at random intervals. Thinking, "Frick, I can't freaking stAND HOW ADORABLE THESE TWO ARE!! <3333333"
In short, I was on a Padlock high, and I just knew that I had write a poem about how much I love them. Thus this was created in a short span of time.
I really don't think I've ever been this invested in a fictional couple before... .//u//.
One random thing. I'll be calling the Notepad by three names from now on: Notepad, her canon name, Sketchpad, and her fanon name, Paige. I'll probably call her Paige when there's Padlock involved, Sketchpad when she's being cruel, and Notepad just in general. But that's liable to change at any given moment. <3 Tony, however, remains Tony and always will.
And also if you don't know any of the words at the beginning it's a Homestuck thing. Look each of them up; they're very easy to understand. There's also auspisticism, but that doesn't really fit Tony and Paige, I think.
Anyways, I really hope that you like it!
No, I'm not at all sorry for all the DHMIS stuff I've been writing.
Tony the Talking Clock and Sketchpad © Becky Sloane and Joseph Pelling
Troll romance and the quadrants © Andrew Hussie
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*throws up* NOTP, NOTP, NOTP!!!